The place for exclusive and rare Descendents merch. Also known as the best band of all time The Descendents is a punk rock band formed in 1977 in Manhattan Beach, California by guitarist Frank Navetta, bassist Tony Lombardo and drummer Bill Stevenson. Everything Sucks ( 1996 , Epitaph ) TRACK LISTING: 1. Everything Sux 00:00 2. I'm The One 01:31 3. Coffee Mug 03:48 4. Rotting Out 04:24 5. Sick-O-Me 06:23. 10,000 Views on 5/4/11- Thanks guys, if you have requests just let me know 20,000 8/4/11 LYRICS: got up this morning to make some coffee everything sucks. Everything Sucks is the fifth studio album by the American punk rock band the Descendents, released in 1996 through Epitaph Records. It was their first album of new.